"hello i’m dan i make videos about how awkward i am and people laugh at me
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- Dan Howell  - danisnotonfire

Congratulations on 4 million subscribers!

"phil lester is the by-product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but thats okay because he has a lovely personality. - dan"

"dan howell - whose name rhymes with hand towel and hand scowl and sand owl - was created when a woodland creature had a baby with liam payne from one direction - phil"

The  postman likes to deliver posts at about 8 o’clock in the morning. Only ever at like 8 o’clock! One of us gotta get out of bed in our pyjamas, go down about 17 flights of stairs, and meet the postman.